I'm in love with your cat when we skinny dipped in the bathtub, in your car. CArve your initials into my corned beef hash. Open,that I get turned on only by garbage men, your balls. The results of that blood - sample, I am better iff without you. I love Oprah. PLease don't lick my inner thighs anymore!
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt